Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk — Middle-Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted among the very wise. In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Hobbits’ only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales, and the smoking of pipe-weed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet, and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow.
If I was in a beauty contest with Jabba the Hut right now, he’d win.
I am a sight.

10 hours ago on May 27, 2012 at 06:08pm
You know things are bad when you’ve got boob sweat going on.
IT’S TOO DAMN HOT.

10 hours ago on May 27, 2012 at 05:56pm
The painted skeleton I produced.
(May Onwards)
Trolololololling at the ‘Sherlock’ tag right now.
Ya’ll need to calm the fuck down and actually watch Celebrity Juice.
It’s hilar.

12 hours ago on May 27, 2012 at 04:36pm
If that ain’t James Bond material, I dunno wot is.
Bond Air is GO(Bond Air is code for ‘my pants’)
(via fishfreeoboecheck)
LOLOLOLOL CELEBRITY JUICE WON.
And queue the Tumblr meltdown in 3, 2, 1…

12 hours ago on May 27, 2012 at 04:30pm


