Regina: Oh, you wanted the teacup? This teacup? Interesting... What if I just drop-
Mr. Gold: Ho, I will mess yo shit up
Rumplestiltskin: ...And what about your betrothed?
Belle: Oh, it was an arranged marriage. I never much cared for Gaston
Rumplestiltskin: Good, because now he's a flower
This shit is wrong. What the fuck, OUAT. You can’t create a wonderful OTP and sink the ship 35 minutes later. No wonder fanfiction is getting overcrowded with Rumbelle “fix it” fics. Even Emilie de Ravin is among us, looking for Rumbelle fanart, because she probably ships it harder than all of us…
If the writers don’t get there arses back at the computer and write them a fabulous happily ever after I will start such a fucking riot.